Lisa. 36. Married. Green-eyed redhead. Pagan. Gothic chick. Gemini. ER RN and Paramedic (NREMT-P, baby!). Military brat. Former desktop publisher, webmistress, graphic artist. Avid intermediate belly dancer. Tattooed and pierced. Caffeine addict. 4'11"—really.

Me and my beloved, May 2007. Yes, those are real tattoos. ;)


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    11.30.2005

    This is actually in our homeowners insurance, under What We Pay:

    (9) Mechanical Servant and Robot Protection

    We will pay up to $500 for loss to personal property at the residence premises caused by malfunction of a mechanical servant or robot.

    WTF?! HA HA HA HA!!!!

    Real update coming soon-ish. All good stuff ... mostly. The leak in the roof is NOT good, but is manageable. :)

    pixie.dust sprinkled at 4:34:00 PM • 0 witty remark(s)